"They say that the suffering you endure when you are younger is a way for you to pay your dues early and make room for better things in the future. Keep at it until you are calloused and bruised. Although you may be hurt and bleeding now, a better day will come. Hard work will never betray you."
Kang Gary of Leessang, Dec 2011

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Kecelaruan identiti

LG: Nok, I seriously think he likes you lah
Me: *stare* Are u insulting me or something? Are u saying I look like a man??
LG: What?? He can be a bi (bisexual) whaaat.. Though I doubt that.
Me: So you ARE trying to insult me..
LG: Ala nokk.. *sengih*
Me: Oh well, muka jantan pun jantan lah. At least hensem. That's why lah he likes me
LG: Hammboihh!
Me: .. and that's why dia tak pandang pun kau kehkehkeh..
LG: Eiii jalang sangat mulut uolss!!

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LG: Nok, mak rasa mak tau kenapa sampai sekarang kau takde jantan (boyfriend).
Me: Nak mengata aku lesbo (lesbian) letteww..
LG: Sebab nama kau pun dah macam jantan. Cuba pakai nama gegerl sikit, kalau nama ala2 bimbo lagi bagus.. *bebel bebel*
Me: Biarlah, kata muka aku macam jantan, hensem. So nama pun kena la macam jantan
LG: Ya ampunnn sakit jantung cakap dengan kau ni.

*Note: LG stands for Leha Gojes. Kau mampoo??

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