"They say that the suffering you endure when you are younger is a way for you to pay your dues early and make room for better things in the future. Keep at it until you are calloused and bruised. Although you may be hurt and bleeding now, a better day will come. Hard work will never betray you."
Kang Gary of Leessang, Dec 2011

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Lady Driver


Incident 1:
Yesterday afternoon I almost got hit by a car. Ada ke nak belok xbagi signal.. Dahla dia nak masuk jalan orang, pastu dia expect me to stop and give way. Mana la aku tau kau nak belok masuk jalan aku, bagi signal pun tak.. Pastu boleh pulak mamat tu jelling2 aku. Siap buat muka cam nak pukul orang. Siot jek.. Ingat aku heran sgt muka ganas ala2 kau tu?? Bila aku sound dia apesal nak belok tak bagi signal baru la dia nak tersengeh2 buat muka bodoh, poyo2 mintak maaf. Tadi jelling aku tak hengat.. Hanjeng sangat!!

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Incident 2:
Later that nite when I got home, I parked my car at the usual spot, kat tepi2 jalan around my block. Since it’s not a parking area so xdela la petak parking. It seemed like there was enuff space to park 2 small cars, so I parked closer ngn kete depan to make some space for other car that could fit parking behind me. Konon trying to be considerate la..

Just when I about to get off my car, there was this guy and his girlfriend riding a Savvy lalu kat situ, wondering around cari parking spot. Then his girlfriend pointed to the spot behind my car, asking her bf to park the car there. The bf slowed the car, stopped rite next to my car and said “Mana muat tu yang...” The girlfriend went “Muat la..”, then the bf went “Xmuat!!”, then the gf went “Muat! Try la (park) dulu..” and then the bf went “ X muat la!! Kancil ni la bangang park belakang sgt!!” The gf turned and looked at me abruptly and said something to her bf. Then dengan muka xbersalah and with even louder voice the bf said “Aaah nasib la, sape soh dia bangang sgt. Menyusahkan orang lain (nak parking).”

Ayooo lantang mengata aku bangang nih.. 2kali pulak tu!! Hello bro, kau tu bawak Savvy je ok, bukan lorry or Lamboghini menjalar2 tu. Kau hengat kete kontot kau tu panjang sgt? Kancil aku pun lagi panjang kot dari Savvy kau tu.. Aku rasa nak je g amik pita ukur, g ukur the space then compare ngn Savvy Lamboghini 18tayar dia tu, then panggil semua penghuni blok jadi juri utk decide siapakah antara kami yang bangang sebenarnya.. Budus ya amaatttt!!!

But he did try to park kat situ jugak. So the-very-pissed me stood there rite next to my car, watching him as he tried to park his car at the spot. Setelah cubaan beberapa kali beliau gagal, he shot a look at me saying “Kan I dah ckp..(xmuat nak parking).” That’s it. Mamat ni memang nak kena.. but as I approached him, the gf suddenly pushed him out of the car and she moved to the driver seat. The bf looked soooo terkejut I tell u.. Aku pun terkejut gak. Aku igt minah tu nak blah dari situ ke, langgar mamat tu ke but she was actually trying to park the car pulak.

Miraculously ngan sekali try sahaja, Savvy Lamboghini 18tayar ittew itu berjaya di-parked dgn elok & selamat. The gf get off the car, looked at me apologetically and said sorry. I smiled at her, turned to the the big-mouthed bf (who became silent all of the sudden) and said “So bukan la saya yang bangang kan?” then I turned around and walked. Ayooo rasa diva sgt!! Last thing I heard was the gf scolding the bf saying “Haa pandai sgt!!” Hambek kau!!

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Now, talking about "lady driver", I would like to ask; who's the "lady" of both incidents?

And to both guys:- *carut carut carut sumpah carut sumpah sumpah carut sumpah* times infiniti. Matilah korg kena carut!!

2 comments:

isabelle said...

hahaha..very the diva!

vaa..va...vaaa... (sambil tepuk tangan slow motion).

padan muke mamat bangangs ittew:P

AdiHana said...

yup.
semoga tuhan membalas ke-bangang-an mereke2 ittew dgn setimpalnya amin.... :D

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